All Shit Evan

The next James Bond!

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 14:42:53 -0400

The next James Bond!

Growing up way too fast. Looking way too old for an almost 5...

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:07:56 -0400

Growing up way too fast. Looking way too old for an almost 5 year old. Preschool graduation today….oh boy…

He put the bucket on his head and proudly proclaimed himself to...

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:30:29 -0400

He put the bucket on his head and proudly proclaimed himself to be a lawn gnome hahah. He is a weirdo.

"She’s sexxxyy."

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:26:38 -0400

“She’s sexxxyy.”

- Evan to me about a lady in an underwear commercial. ugh.

"You were a real dick….in the butthole."

Tue, 22 May 2012 01:25:52 -0400

“You were a real dick….in the butthole.”

- I should really watch the way I speak around him sometimes because he puts sentences together so appropriately with classy words like this…

DSS ON YOU!

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:16:00 -0400

Ev: You have to put that on first!
Marci: Or what?
Ev: OR DSS ON YOU! (points to me) And you'll have to make me dinner every night because mama will be on DSS.

"You have boobs too…and it’s awkward…"

Wed, 09 May 2012 16:03:00 -0400

“You have boobs too…and it’s awkward…”

- gee thanks Ev…

"1! 2!……….3! You are on time out!! You just sit right there and don’t move!..."

Sun, 06 May 2012 20:26:06 -0400

“1! 2!……….3! You are on time out!! You just sit right there and don’t move! You can drink your drink and eat the ice cubes. You can touch your phone if you need to make a phone call. But you cannot touch the keyboard or mouse! I MEAN IT! YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE GIRL!”

- Ev yelling at me and me trying to say I’m not a little girl while I’m sitting there with his pirate hat on……He is pretty fair with his punishments though, I will give him that much…

"See how it looks with my sunglasses on and my hood up? Ballin, right? BALLLIIINNNNNN!"

Sun, 06 May 2012 19:44:56 -0400

“See how it looks with my sunglasses on and my hood up? Ballin, right? BALLLIIINNNNNN!”

- I definitely did something right with this kid….

I'm clearly super uncool....

Sun, 06 May 2012 19:00:59 -0400

Marci: Did you know Auntie had a whole tumblr devoted to you? Pretty cool, huh?
Ev: It is NOT cool if she doesn't like the Beibs, OKAY WOMEN!?

Took Ev ice skating for the first time ever on Saturday night....

Wed, 02 May 2012 22:17:04 -0400

Took Ev ice skating for the first time ever on Saturday night. He did pretty good for a 4 year old who has never been on ice before. I’m convinced next time he’ll do much better :) He did inform me and Kevin that he was going to play for the Bruins. I am so proud ^.^

"Arise.ARRIIISSSEEEE Lady Gaga!"

Wed, 02 May 2012 22:14:36 -0400

“Arise.ARRIIISSSEEEE Lady Gaga!”

- Evan. I didnt even know 4 year olds knew who Lady Gaga was…

How does this child even know about A Bronx Tale?!

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 12:23:14 -0400

My Sister: You have to learn to read and write, Ev. Mommy isn't going to be there to do it for you, forever.
Evan: Of course you are. Where do you have to go? NOWHERE. YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO MARIE!

"I like the booooobs laaayyydeeeee"

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:24:25 -0400

“I like the booooobs laaayyydeeeee”

- Evan to a Mannequin as we walked by it in Macys….awkward child.

"Knock ‘em dead, kiddo!"

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:28:24 -0400

“Knock ‘em dead, kiddo!”

- Evan to the hokey-pokey Elmo his sister was playing with as he knocks it over. What a psycho hah

"She sets it up like hopscotch! But it’s laaaaddddyyy prooooof!"

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:21:51 -0400

“She sets it up like hopscotch! But it’s laaaaddddyyy prooooof!”

- Evan describing the way I put my rummy-cube runs down. He definitely sang the last part of that too. Pretty great.

Never thought I'd hear the last line come out of a 4 year old...

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:17:00 -0400

Evan: I'm an X-man
Me: Oh yeah? What's your power?
Evan: I haven't sorted that out yet... Why? Is that bad?

"Keep doing the buttocks show."

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:21:06 -0400

“Keep doing the buttocks show.”

- What he said to my brother in law while taking a picture of him.

That shirt says “bona fide badass” for sure.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 13:16:59 -0400

That shirt says “bona fide badass” for sure.

He’s a rad dude.

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 12:46:38 -0400

He’s a rad dude.