All Shit Evan

“1! 2!……….3! You are on time out!! You just sit right there and don’t move! You can drink your drink and eat the ice cubes. You can touch your phone if you need to make a phone call. But you cannot touch the keyboard or mouse! I MEAN IT! YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE GIRL!”
— Ev yelling at me and me trying to say I’m not a little girl while I’m sitting there with his pirate hat on……He is pretty fair with his punishments though, I will give him that much…