My Sister: You have to learn to read and write, Ev. Mommy isn't going to be there to do it for you, forever.
Evan: Of course you are. Where do you have to go? NOWHERE. YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO MARIE!
Evan: I'm an X-man
Me: Oh yeah? What's your power?
Evan: I haven't sorted that out yet... Why? Is that bad?