All Shit Evan

Took Ev ice skating for the first time ever on Saturday night. He did pretty good for a 4 year old who has never been on ice before. I’m convinced next time he’ll do much better :)  He did inform me and Kevin that he was going to play for the Bruins. I am so proud ^.^

Took Ev ice skating for the first time ever on Saturday night. He did pretty good for a 4 year old who has never been on ice before. I’m convinced next time he’ll do much better :)  He did inform me and Kevin that he was going to play for the Bruins. I am so proud ^.^

“Arise.ARRIIISSSEEEE Lady Gaga!”
— Evan. I didnt even know 4 year olds knew who Lady Gaga was…
How does this child even know about A Bronx Tale?!

My Sister: You have to learn to read and write, Ev. Mommy isn't going to be there to do it for you, forever.

Evan: Of course you are. Where do you have to go? NOWHERE. YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO MARIE!

“I like the booooobs laaayyydeeeee”
— Evan to a Mannequin as we walked by it in Macys….awkward child. 
“Knock ‘em dead, kiddo!”
— Evan to the hokey-pokey Elmo his sister was playing with as he knocks it over. What a psycho hah
“She sets it up like hopscotch! But it’s laaaaddddyyy prooooof!”
— Evan describing the way I put my rummy-cube runs down. He definitely sang the last part of that too. Pretty great.
Never thought I'd hear the last line come out of a 4 year old...

Evan: I'm an X-man

Me: Oh yeah? What's your power?

Evan: I haven't sorted that out yet... Why? Is that bad?

“Keep doing the buttocks show.”
— What he said to my brother in law while taking a picture of him.
That shirt says “bona fide badass” for sure.

That shirt says “bona fide badass” for sure.

He’s a rad dude.

He’s a rad dude.