About Me
All Shit Evan
My Sister: You have to learn to read and write, Ev. Mommy isn't going to be there to do it for you, forever.
Evan: Of course you are. Where do you have to go? NOWHERE. YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO MARIE!
“I like the booooobs laaayyydeeeee”
“Knock ‘em dead, kiddo!”
“She sets it up like hopscotch! But it’s laaaaddddyyy prooooof!”
Evan: I'm an X-man
Me: Oh yeah? What's your power?
Evan: I haven't sorted that out yet... Why? Is that bad?

