June 2012
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May 2012
10 posts
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“She’s sexxxyy.”
– Evan to me about a lady in an underwear commercial. ugh.
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“You were a real dick….in the butthole.”
– I should really watch the way I speak around him sometimes because he puts sentences together so appropriately with classy words like this…
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DSS ON YOU!
Ev: You have to put that on first!
Marci: Or what?
Ev: OR DSS ON YOU! (points to me) And you'll have to make me dinner every night because mama will be on DSS.
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“You have boobs too…and it’s awkward…”
– gee thanks Ev…
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“1! 2!……….3! You are on time out!! You just sit right there and...”
– Ev yelling at me and me trying to say I’m not a little girl while I’m sitting there with his pirate hat on……He is pretty fair with his punishments though, I will give him that much…
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“See how it looks with my sunglasses on and my hood up? Ballin, right?...”
– I definitely did something right with this kid….
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I'm clearly super uncool....
Marci: Did you know Auntie had a whole tumblr devoted to you? Pretty cool, huh?
Ev: It is NOT cool if she doesn't like the Beibs, OKAY WOMEN!?
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“Arise.ARRIIISSSEEEE Lady Gaga!”
– Evan. I didnt even know 4 year olds knew who Lady Gaga was…
April 2012
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How does this child even know about A Bronx Tale?!
My Sister: You have to learn to read and write, Ev. Mommy isn't going to be there to do it for you, forever.
Evan: Of course you are. Where do you have to go? NOWHERE. YOU GOT NOWHERE TO GO MARIE!
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“I like the booooobs laaayyydeeeee”
– Evan to a Mannequin as we walked by it in Macys….awkward child.
March 2012
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“Knock ‘em dead, kiddo!”
– Evan to the hokey-pokey Elmo his sister was playing with as he knocks it over. What a psycho hah
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“She sets it up like hopscotch! But it’s laaaaddddyyy prooooof!”
– Evan describing the way I put my rummy-cube runs down. He definitely sang the last part of that too. Pretty great.
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Never thought I'd hear the last line come out of a...
Evan: I'm an X-man
Me: Oh yeah? What's your power?
Evan: I haven't sorted that out yet... Why? Is that bad?
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“Keep doing the buttocks show.”
– What he said to my brother in law while taking a picture of him.
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“Why are babies so douchey?”
– Ev to his mother after his little sister destroyed the forrrttrtrrrreeeeess of jussssticcccceeeeee
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“Is the boy’s hole his penis?”
– After repeating the troll toll song from It’s Always Sunny at the playground, and being told not to.
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“Do you need glasses woman?!”
– To my sister (his mother) when she was having trouble trying to get the on demand to work and apparently taking too long.
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“I need to make a stench.”
– Ev (telling my brother in law he had to get into the bathroom to poop) 