Documenting the life and times of the raddest nephew, Evan, ever.
“You were a real dick….in the butthole.”
Ev: You have to put that on first!
Marci: Or what?
Ev: OR DSS ON YOU! (points to me) And you'll have to make me dinner every night because mama will be on DSS.
“You have boobs too…and it’s awkward…”
“1! 2!……….3! You are on time out!! You just sit right there and don’t move! You can drink your drink and eat the ice cubes. You can touch your phone if you need to make a phone call. But you cannot touch the keyboard or mouse! I MEAN IT! YOU ARE JUST A LITTLE GIRL!”
“See how it looks with my sunglasses on and my hood up? Ballin, right? BALLLIIINNNNNN!”